1. I do not believe in anything. I believe in nothing.
2. I like a lot of the Jesus story in the Bible, but do not believe he rose from the dead. I believe he now rests in peace, as he deserves.
3. I worship nothing. I have sometimes personified that nothing, calling it the Lord in Heaven, or Kali-Ma, or the Christ Within, but at the end of the day, I worship nothing and pray to nobody.
4. I believe that every living creature has a karmic debt to pay, and unless it is paid in full, the creature will be reborn again.
5. I still, after many years, believe that you cannot love, and lust after, the same person at the same time. I’ll stick by this, since I see it as true, regardless of the belief’s unpopularity.